What happened to Tangy Taffy? It can't be found anywhere.
I don't want the inferior Laffy Taffy - that stuff is junk, especially when all that's left is banana flavor because no one likes it and then all the rest of the candy in the bowl smells like banana Laffy Taffy.
Plus the jokes are bad. But a fun twist at parties is to reveal the answer to the jokes/puns/riddles first - and make people guess the question. And every time they get one wrong they have to eat a banana Laffy Taffy until all the banana ones are gone or someone has to go to the hospital.
I want a great big bar of the Tangy damn Taffy!
Preferably grape.