Budweiser says Miller is mean

From JSOnline:
Miller Brewing Co. is ratcheting up its attack on rival Anheuser-Busch Cos. with a new TV spot that features some of Anheuser-Busch's most famous mascots: Clydesdale horses and a Dalmatian dog. The ad, which began running this week, shows a Dalmatian on a beer wagon pulled by Clydesdales. The dog, however, jumps into the open window of Miller beer truck - presumably enticed by Miller Lite having more taste and fewer carbs than Bud Light. Anheuser-Busch responded today with full-page ads in the Journal Sentinel, USA Today and other newspapers. The newspaper ads characterize the TV spot as "negative" and say Anheuser-Busch is responding by donating money to animal rescue groups.

Ha ha ha ha. How is that a negative ad, and who cares? Most dogs I know are exclusively Bud Light drinkers. On a related note, many of those same dogs enjoy eating their own poop.

There, I said it. Drinking Bud Light is just as bad as eating your own poop.